i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
Humans and Animals
I can never resist reblogging things like this.
This is the kind of relationship I want humans to have with animals.
see how peacefully and gently we can interact with our fellow earthlings?
idk why but i think i’d shit myself if i ever got that close to a whale
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash